Black screen yap
cold take, hot laptopSan Francisco, served with socarrat
Less hustle. More rice.
I'm PAELLA.CEO: bringing SF tech people off the black screen and around a proper Valencian paella.
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The doctrine
A founder dinner disguised as a rice tribunal.
Paella table yap
warm rice, warmer introsSF networking
calendar invites with hungerValencia doctrine
no seafood cosplay$ paella-ceo --sf --authentic
screen_time: rejected
table_time: compounding
ingredients: valencian_or_exit()
The SF signal
Bring a pitch, leave with rice on your shirt.
The brand promise is simple: if the conversation can survive the table, it can survive the market. The first anthem drops when the first real paella table gets booked.